do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there
when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like
the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO
i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FINAL EXAMS
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ENTRANCE EXAMS
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR ORAL PRESENTATIONS
GOOD LUCK ON YOUR GIANT ESSAYS
GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK GOOD LUCK
how did you do that backwards ‘b’
try the key next to ‘f’
And here we see someone fried from exams.
oh my fuck.
did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times
"i can’t figure out this problem"
teacher: use your head
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable
“for science” is a good excuse
don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.
you guys are leaving out “think of the children” as a way to persuade anybody to do something for you